Jolly Ol Santa Beard
jolly ol santa beard question by : What would you do with these gals if you were Santa!?Do you think they are on his NAUGHTY list?
Juice was at the market fair sittin’ on the jolly guy’s lap
when behind her someone snuck up and gave her shoulder a liight tap.,
the way they do when yer dancin’ and someone wants a turn;
Juice said without lookin’, “ok Lucy, guess this one ya’ earned!
Tell ol’ Santa what ya’ want- but careful, this one’s sly-
he might try to slip ya’ some potion, the kind that makes those reindeer fly!”
Juice slipped away, after she pecked his cheek and pulled his beard.
She was gone just like a spirit by the time the dust had cleared.
Lucy took her place, that red hair highlighted with gold,
with one of those impish grins that warms ya when it’s cold.
What she didn’t know was that Juice left Santa a tip-
said there’d be a lot more of it if he loosened Lucy’s lip,
to get her to reveal what things she wanted most of all.
Juice wanted to get her cohort something unbelievable!
Not another gun, oh, Lordy, she’d done that more than once-
and not the kind a girl uses to shoot buckshot, when she hunts
it usually is for a beast that walks on two legs, bowed,
mostly to collect a past due debt the vermin owed!
jolly ol santa beard best answer:
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….naughty naughty naughty…….
i wouldn’t do anything cause i’m definitely not one to talk (; LOL
…yeah santa is a creepy dude….. i mean, HELLO PARENTS??? he knows if you’re kids are naughty or nice & you’re lettin some fat guy crawl down your chimney, that you may or may not have, and be in yo house!! …..crazies…i’m lockin my bedroom door on christmas eve (; lol